In moderation.
Not everyday does something incredible happen. Today was one of not those days. I have nothing noteworthy to report, but report I shall for this simple reason: this blog may be part of someone's morning routine and I know well from deep personal study that a morning routine is not to be trifled with. Good morning.
I do want to mention that I have become somewhat of a professional in the world of collegiate lunch eating. Much credit for my success is due to the structure of my meal plan. I get a certain number of visits for the school year and once they swipe my car at the entrance, I am free to eat, drink and sit around as I please and since this is ultimately my money we're talking about here, I do eat, drink and sit around exactly as I please. Additionally, no one can bring a bag or water bottle in (the all-you-can-eat set-up is to blame for that), so I tend to not bother bringing in any school work or textbooks - just me and whichever book I'm pleasure reading at the time. So we sit, my book and I, through possibly a sandwich, then an entree, then a second entree, then perhaps a salad and a few cookies, all the while downing delicious coffee and life-giving water and thoroughly enjoying ourselves. At our leisure. Just as we please. So lunch has become the break in my day, which I realize now is perfect because I end up spending the evenings doing school work and I ought to anyway because an idle student pays the barman's rent if you follow me.
Okay enough. I promised you nothing special and I shan't be made a liar.

1 Comments:
He wrote "I promised you nothing special and I shan't be made a liar."
Nay, I say, Nay, Nay I say (hmmm...could be a lost verse of Green Eggs and Ham), for the statement presumes (incorrectly, I submit) that you are capable of saying something not special to your devoted readers.
Or, as we say in the WASP'hood, You Lie, Bitch.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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